Admit it. You loved NBC's "The More You Know" commercials. You probably also loved drug use PSAs, closing episode "...and knowing is half the battle!" G.I. Joe clips, and more than likely you love also snuff films. This is the attempt to combine all of those glorious forms of media into a blog post. The premise will more than likely be as thin as the front of LeBron's hairline.
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Guns: If you find your parents' gun in the house and you think it would be fun to play with, well- you're probably right. It would be hilarious fun! However, playing with guns without proper training is dangerous and will only be tolerated after the "real" Rapture... now occurring in October.*
*The Rapture may be reschedule to 2012 to coincide with Mayan predictions or some later date depending on Family Radio's financial needs at any given time.
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Solar Flares: Sure, solar flares might look cool through NASA powered cameras, but they could legitimately knock out the world's communication networks sending society into an upheaval. Riots and confusion would follow. Free merchandise and no work?! Sign me up!*
*I clearly don't have the survival skills to make it through this chaos. Much like a game of PE dodgeball back in 3rd grade- I'd be the first one out.
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Celebrities: There's really no reason to be nervous around celebrities. They are people just like you and me. Normal, successful, rich people who are perfectly well adjusted to life in the public eye.
Or not?
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Ke$ha: To my future hypothetical daughter- I'm just hoping Ke$ha is not around by the time you are old enough to understand and listen to music because it will make that much easier to not have to ban you from listening/dancing to/imitating her. She is a dirty, dirty skank.*
*Parents: Keep your daughters off the pole.
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Cheating: High school is high school. College is college. But Spanish class will always be Spanish class no matter when you take it.*
*That's right- it's ALWAYS ok to cheat in foreign language class!
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Excessive Lifestyle: Moderation is the key to a healthy life. Everything is ok when done in moderation. Well, maybe not everything. Rape, robbery, murder and rape* are all things that probably aren't good to partake in at any level.
*"Did you say "rape" twice?" Yes, I did. I like rape.**
**"Did you just steal a joke from 'Blazing Saddles?'" Yes, I did. I don't actually like rape of any kind. I wish my personal opinion would have been shared by Kobe and Ben Roethlisberger!
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I hope these PSAs were educational and helpful. The more you know...
