First Fantasy Draft In The Books

Alright folks, it is causal Friday here at Prime99. I spent my Thursday night drinking Gentleman Jack, listening to STP, and drafting my first fantasy football team.

The official drink for Fantasy Football Drafts.

I was randomly given the ninth pick out of ten teams.  I had a lot of fun making ridiculous drunk comments to the rest of the league- some of whom I don't know at all.  Pushing all that aside, let's look at the team I have acquired:

AP was taken #1 | Arian Foster went #2 | #3 was inexplicably the terrorist Rashad Mendenhall | Ray Rice went #4 | Chris Johnson held out til #5 (get it?!) | Jamaal Charles was #6 | Aaron Rodgers #7 | Darren McFadden #8 | and my pick was...

Michael Turner.  Not bad for #9.  I wanted a stable RB.  I probably would've drafted Aaron Rodgers if he dropped to me, but I'm content with Turner.

#10 was Shady McCoy
#11 was Andre Johnson

And as the draft snaked back to me, I selected...

Phillip Rivers at #12.  I feel he's primed for a nice year and I will enjoy reaping the benefits of the gorgeous whether in The Whale's Vagina.

Go fuck yourself, San Diego.

Let's list the rest of my team without worrying about who was picked when:

WR Vincent Jackson (double points!)
WR Miles Austin (he has gorgeous eyes!)
RB Knowshon Moreno (Odd name, I hope he's sick)
TE Owen Daniels (ready for a big year)
FLEX Javid Best (start putting up those numbers from Cal... sans the concussions...) 
K Robbie Gould (had to get my Bears on somewhere)  

Bench: Bouldin, Ingram, Orton Express, Rashad Jennings, Devin Hester, Aaron Hernandez, and sleeper Colt McCoy

DEF - Patriots
DEF - Giants

So what do you think?  Am I a contender without knowing any of the other teams' rosters?  I named my team CORE after the first STP album.  I want to rape the rest of the league while I force them to listen to "Sex Type Thing."

A warning to the rest of the league.

I love Fantasy Football.